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Contact to create something awesome.

The best time is always now. Contact to produce a creative project with humor or to ghostwrite your memoir/non-fiction book or to discuss the best art patronage & sponsorship option for your brand. If sponsorship is not your cup of tea, you can always donate $19 the old-fashioned way via PayPal.

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Mila Ilkova is a New York-based writer with international experience in journalism and creative storytelling. One of her books Password: Dress can be found, besides bookstores, at the libraries of Columbia University and Princeton University. Mila has lived in France, survived two revolutions in Ukraine, and dated in New York—still not sure which was worse. She’s a sucker for a good stand-up comedy.